unclefather:

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

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gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

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gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

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yoyonolen:

not even an over reaction

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awkwardvagina:

eggplantpocky:

awkwardvagina:

Z is just a sideways N

pls stop it

Zo

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teamrocketing:

this is great. just the three of us

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you.. me..

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and this brick wall you built between us

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